“They’re rats with wings.”
—Woody Allen, from Stardust Memories


rip pigeon man.

I used to wake up (too early) to their coos outside my window in the West Village.  There is such a brilliant book, one of my favorites for gifts to those who have a pigeon horror story, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t have a pigeon story?

DONT BE SHY! SHARE YOURS HERE! (Mine: A recent stroll in the Central Village to spot a one-eyed, one-legged pigeon still getting it done).

Give the gift of the Canceled Flight; 101 Tried and True Pigeon Killing Methods. Graphics and extremely witty death sentences such as “The Ben Franklin, The Bruce Lee The Hibachi, The Airshow Disaster” exist  along with the plethora of contributors a la Dalek and Ryan McGinness.


a sampling of methods.

Stay clear.