Officially licensed Wednesday teaser from the D GIRL.

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d-girls image by artist Tashina Suzuki.

It’s not that I miss New York for its qualities, it’s more because I’m most comfortable when I’m suffering and it’s too sunny in Los Angeles.  I think I would like it here a lot better if I had a job, so I’ve spent the last few days jumping through hoops for the Big Director in hopes that he’ll hire me.  First, he asks for two scripts.  Thinking he means some undiscovered, unsold masterpieces that he can set up and direct, I dig up two scripts written by friends of mine, a dark period drama and a big comedy.  His email reads: “I hate these scripts, but I want to hire you.  What should I do?” Realizing he doesn’t want me to discover his next project, he just wants to know we like the same things, I quickly send him two scripts that have already sold for half a million dollars each.  Seems too easy, but Hollywood is all about trust, and I suppose trust is garnered in this case by stating the obvious. Next, I have an agent call as a reference, and he emails me again.  “I hate these people.  Why are you friends with them?”  I can’t denounce my friends fast enough, I need this job.  

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Gawd, this chick gets no rest…no rest for the wicked. Read it TOMORROW;  D Girl Diary.

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